dispatches from summerland

Posted by Jen

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/whistle-while-you-hurk-2026

Sometimes cake shopping is like being stuck in a Fractured Fairy Tale.

Like Snow White, you set out hoping for something "charming," but in the light of day you find yourself stuck with the second string dwarves.

 

There's Creepy:

Made by the incredibly talented Sarah Jones
"I dare you to cut me."

 

Queasy:

"I can't believe I ate ITS WHOLE WING."

 

Crazy:

"WOOLOOLOOOLALALAAAAAAAA!!"

 

Drippy:

(Queasy's second cousin)

 

Hairy:

She's planning on using your birthday candles for a waxing later.

 

Horny:

"Because I have horns, you see. And I'm really Randy.

"(It's short for Randolph. Horny is my ... [sunglasses] ... MIDDLE NAME.)"

 

And of course, that old favorite:

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Thanks to Stacey, Kimberly C., Carly G., Rachel K., Anony M., Bob B., & Jessica C., who know a picture is worth a thousand words - or in this case, one printable image file.

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I will make up for that with not one, but TWO cute unicorn mugs:

Rainbow Unicorn/Pink Narwhal Coffee Mug

One by land, one by sea!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/whistle-while-you-hurk-2026

Posted by Jen

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/out-of-office-reply-2026

Hello and thank you for visiting Cake Wrecks, where all of your hopes for humanity are dashed on a daily basis. Sadly, we are unable to meet your humor requirements today due to:

__ Travel
__ Zombie Apocalypse
__ A pack of wild rodents gnawing off our extremities
__ All of the above
 X  Nap time

Instead, please take this opportunity to entertain yourself by:

 

- Correcting this cake:

- Guessing what this is supposed to be:

- Brainstorming at least three (3) suitable puns for this:

Always Butterflies: Now with wings!

 

- Writing a short story to explain this scene:

Suggested title: Revenge of the lobsters

 

- Leaving a colorful message after the beep.

*beep*

 

Thanks to Gin M., Lori R., Elaine K., and Anne M. for continuing to hold.

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P.S. Hey fellow book lovers, I just found what may be the prettiest bookmark EVER, check this out:

Metal Feather Charm Bookmark

It's like jewelry for your book! You can choose from gold or silver - or get both, because they're on sale this week for less than $10 each! I won't judge.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/out-of-office-reply-2026

Posted by Sharyn

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/oh-my-fair-lady-2026

OK, everyone! It's time to channel your best Eliza Doolittle!

 

All I want is a womb somewhere

(STAT!)

 

I wish you people wouldn't stare

(Excuse me! I'm gestating here!)

 

Maybe a slit right there?

Now, woooouldn't that be loverly?

 

There'll be leftovers you won't eat

(Hey! This cake was half off!)

 

Might I suggest a piece wif feet?

(Cannibalism goes down so much better when it's camouflaged.)

 

Moms are a tasty treat

("Mom-to-be gets the first slice!")

 

Aren't beeeeelly cakes just...

(hurk)

...loverly?

 

Wombfelt thanks to Chris W., Angela P., Dotty McK., Nurse Katie, Tia B., Jes R., and Sasha H., who really know how to deliver a great picture.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/oh-my-fair-lady-2026